please feel free to apply this rant to any idiots in your day to day life…

How many times and how many different ways must I say this? A does not FIT into B. It never will. Not even if you turn A upside down, shave some of its weight off, or change its color. A will never go into B. Want to know why? Because that’s the way B was made. It’s made to accept other B’s no A’s. Got it through your thick brain, yet? If you really must have A going into B, because “other people who have different models of B are doing it”, then let me repeat two things. This B is Model #4377 created specifically for this world. If you want A to go into B, you need Model #5668 that everyone else was willing to pay more for. You’re a cheap bastard, so guess what? You get the extra special B Model #4377 FREE with limitations. That means, NO A INTO B!!! Still got a problem with this? Then send a complaint to George B. Whacked who created B Model #4377. Maybe, if he’s in a really good mood after his vacation in the Bahamas, he just might make it possible for you to stick your damn A into friggin’ B. Ok? Are ya happy now?

This rant brought to you by the combined effects of Cadbury Caramel Creme Eggs and Beta Blockers. Bringing a lopsided smile to your face and cavities to your teeth, every farkin’ day of the week.

Do you have a beef about an idiot? Share with me… let’s wail together.

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