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04 Oct

From Dawn:

What’s for dinner tonight? Hubby forgot about the turkey that defrosted yesterday, so we cooked a frozen DiGiorno (square) pizza.

What city were you born in? Phoenix, Arizona. Camelback Catholic Hospital. To my knowledge, it no longer exists.

What is your favorit color? Cobalt blue is my all time favorite color. Although, right now I’m in a phase where I tend to favor autumn colors.

What am I wearing right now? At 10:06pm PST you are wearing a green peignor with heeled slippers that have poufs of green feathers on them.

What color is my hair? You went to the stylist today and decided to get your black hair streaked with neon purple. You look hot.

Have you tried the triple chocolate big kitkat yet? CHOCOLATE!!! Where is it??? Nope, but now I think I must try to find it.

Have you listened to the druid podcast that kirk cameron made? Kirk Cameron… uhm, isn’t he that has-been actor guy that needs to get “Left Behind”? Let me guess, was he dissing druids?

Sweet potato, yukon gold, idaho or red? Idahos are for baking and reds are for stews.

Tomato sauce or alfredo? Alfredo!!

Now a question from Ree:

What was your inspiration for Treegan? Treegan is one of the characters I’m roleplaying at Bardic Web. Treegan was actually inspired by my little cousin Lea (who is now grown-up and married!). When I was visiting my dad at his parents home in Oxnard about twenty years ago, dad and I babysat Lea who was about 5 years.

My dad, when we were younger, and older too, as a matter of fact, had a deep tone to his voice that when we heard it, we jumped. My brothers and I called it the Voice. Lea was playing with some toys while we watched tv and after awhile she became bored and came in with us to watch tv. Dad told Lea to go and put away her toys. She didn’t move. I glanced at dad a few minutes later, and just knew the Voice was going to put in an appearance. It did.

“Lea! Put away your toys!” It wasn’t a shout, but it was firm. I was almost ready to jump up and put the toys away myself.

Lea, in her little pastel green jammies, stood up, hands on her hips, faced dad and replied, “Do it yourself, Jack!” She sashayed over to her chair with this smug look on her face and plopped herself into it.

I was ready to die, until dad burst out laughing.

Little Lea had just slain the dragon. That’s Treegan.

Last, but not least, questions from the inimitable, the one and only, Mr. Fabulous!

What is your favorite tongue twister? You might have seen it pop up in my sidebar. It is: She sells seashells by the seashore. I used to recite this whenever I went into a public situation so I wouldn’t stutter.

Favorite fairy tale? One of the rare Brothers Grimm fairy tales that isn’t often in print that is titled, The Devil’s Three Hairs. Second would have to be Hansel & Gretel. Except, in my version of it, the witch put them in the oven.

Favorite condiment? The french fry dip at D’Lish’s Hamburger Shop at Riverpark Mall known simply as “Special Sauce”. It’s believed that it is 1000 Island Dressing and Ketchup. I don’t think so. I mixed those two once at home… bleh!

Do you love me for my mind or my body? Now we get to the heart of things, Mr. Fabulous, because as everyone should know by now, my blog isn’t at all about me, it’s all about you. I love you for your mind which is as twisted as the Winchester House in San Diego. Why don’t you dust the cobwebs from your synapses once in awhile?

Is the spork overrated as a utensil? Not at all. In fact, I think it’s just not getting the right PR. After all, I recall when it was first introduced in my school when they had to cut their budget. That was back in 1969 and the poor spork is still ridiculed.

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5 Responses

  1. margie says:

    Gotta say I love the spork also. I wish they came in Stainless. Never fails, we sit down to dinner and if I give Katie a fork – she wants a spoon. I give her a spoon – she wants a fork. We won’t even get into the chopsticks thing. -M

  2. Jayne d'Arcy says:

    Mr. Fab – it’s that 3rd nipple you have… *shudders*

    Dawn – Kirk Cameron is an idiot.

  3. Lea sounds adorable!

    hmmm, a green ensemble with black and purple hair? lemme think on it.

    kirk, the actor, attended a druid equinox festival and secretly recorded it, interviewed their leader, and then slammed it on air. nice, huh?

    i like sporks too!

  4. I love the Brothers Grimm stories.

  5. Mr. Fabulous says:

    You were doing fine until the end. You are wrong. The spork is an abomination! It goes against all that is good and decent in this country!

    Wake up, people!

    What’s wrong with my body?

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