Thirty-Eight Questions

I needed something to post and Margie at Do You Have Issues was kind enough to provide something interesting.

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night?

Richard. He always makes me laugh. It’s why I love him.

2. What were you doing at 0800?

Playing with my damn cat so he’d stop sitting at the door meowing.

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?

Emptying the dishwasher.

4. What happened to you in 2006?

I bought an island in the South Pacific, became a pirate, and made shoes for the Keebler elves. I don’t know! I have to read my archives to find out.

5. What was the last thing you said out loud?

“Marcus, you’ve got gunk in your eye.”

6. How many beverages did you have today?

Water so far. Later I’ll have some orange juice and maybe some milk.

7. What color is your hairbrush?

It’s wooden.

8. What was the last thing you paid for?

Movie tickets for The Darjeeling Limited.

9. Where were you last night?

Stayed up until 1am, then went to bed.

10. What color is your front door?

White on the inside, light, olive green on the outside.

11. Where do you keep your change?

In my wallet, my purse and a TARDIS bank.

12. What’s the weather like today?

Overcast, cutting cold wind.

13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor?

Chocolate chip.

14. What excites you?

Finishing something I started.

15. Do you want to cut your hair?

I just did. I have wispy bangs.

16. Are you over the age of 25?

Are you kidding me?!

17. Do you talk a lot?

I listen well, but if you ask my husband, I talk a lot.

18. Do you watch the O.C.?

Hell no!

19. Do you know anyone named Steven?

uhm… no? Should I? Why are you asking? Is he missing? Stay away from my back yard!

20. Do you make up your own words?

Yes. I can speak fluent gibberish in a variety of dialects.

21. Are you a jealous person?

Once in awhile.

22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘E’.

Ermingard Krump. She lives a few blocks down the street from us in a refrigerator box. She wears two different shoes, a grey wig on top of her oily, black hair, and several sweaters. Ermingard has a dog by the name of Elvis that has only three legs. Elvis eats mailmen which is why our street now has a mailwoman. Ermingard was once the runner up in the Miss America Beauty Pageant in 1937. She would have won the crown, but she slept with the wrong judge.

23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘R’.

Stop asking about my friends, nosey.

24. Who’s the first person on your received call list?

What received call list? Is this a cell phone thing?

25. What does the last text message you received say?

Okay, this IS a cell phone thing. I don’t get text messages. Hell, I don’t even know how to send one!

26. Do you chew on your straw?

No.

27. Do you have curly hair?

Wavy and then I have wispy bangs. I think I mentioned that before.

28. Where’s the next place you’re going to?

For a walk.

29. Who’s the rudest person in your life?

Rude people aren’t allowed in my life. They’re in my backyard. With Steve.

30. What was the last thing you ate?

Pancakes made by the husband.

31. Will you get married in the future?

Already am and I don’t plan on doing it again too soon.

32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?

The Darjeeling Limited.

33. Is there anyone you like right now?

I like everybody at my forum. All good people, a fun lot.

34. When was the last time you did the dishes?

Last night.

35. Are you currently depressed?

Not really.

36. Did you cry today?

No, but I might if there are anymore questions.

37. Why did you answer and post this?

I needed something to post today so I can keep up with Nablopomo.

38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey.

No. I tag people and they rarely follow through. Can’t blame them, though. It sucks to get tagged to do something you don’t want to do. So, if you want to do this, leave a comment here.