You are inherently destructive, born to break stuff. The sound of children crying as their toys meet a tragic end brings you orgasmic joy and you invented the idea of taking candy from babies. You are a choosy kinda person, though, not bringing your special type of love to just anyone–only the truly deserving are visited by you. When you come ’round, though, the results are stupefying and when you leave, no one doubts your capacity for chaos.