This is a list from the fanfic story: You Broke Him, You Fix Him:

1. Education through intimidation… it’s the only way.
2. Children should be seen; not heard… anyone heard will receive detention.
3. Do not speak unless called upon… and don’t bother to raise your hand for I shan’t call upon you.
4. The teacher is always right… if you don’t believe me, just ask me.
5. If you don’t agree with the grade given… tough it’s non-negotiable.
6. Criticisms will be graded and appropriate points deducted.
7. Unacceptable essays will be used for lining owl cages.
8. Extra credit to bring up your grade? You’ve got to be joking!
9. Botched potions will be fed to the brewer so be careful how you brew.
10. Any complaints should be directed to my superior… oh wait, I have no superior.

Tags: Harry Potter, Snape

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