Buffalo Gals Won’t You Come Out Tonight

15 Jun

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Why is my husband trying to feed me buffalo?

I don’t have anything against buffalo, but I prefer cow to buffalo. I’ve had buffalo, but it was a very long time ago and quite frankly it kind of skeeved me eating it. It also didn’t help that a few weeks before I ate buffalo I met one in person; up close and too personal.

We’re getting the house cleaned today. Mom’s coming for two weeks, which will be nice, but my cleaning freak of a spouse is driving me nuts with carpet scraping, mopping and so on.

Yeah, yeah… I’m lucky he does all that and I’m a lazy, worthless thing, but bite me. If you can’t tell, I’m in a contrary mood. Rather usual. But hey! I’m writing in the blog!

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Tags: weekend

4 Responses

  1. Jayne d'Arcy says:

    A carpet scraper is like a big dog comb, but for the carpet for the purpose of removing dog and cat fur.

  2. Sam says:

    We ALWAYS hang in a buffalo stance!

    What the hell is carpet scraping? Does it, too, involve large mammals?

  3. Jayne d'Arcy says:

    Oh be quiet, Pribek.

  4. Pribek says:

    “If you can’t tell, I’m in a contrary mood”
    yeahyeahyeahblahblahblah
    shut up and eat your buffalo, it’s good for you-lean protein

    you’ll eat your buffalo and like it! DAMMIT!!

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