… you’ve poured a bowl of your favourite cereal and go to the refrigerator for some milk and some idjit only left about three drops?!

…you’ve bought the best steaks money can buy, and you’re happily grilling them until your significant other hands you the phone and your mum is on the other end? By the time the call is ended, the steaks are burnt!!

…the elevator you are currently occupying as it does a freefall down the shaft is the one the maintenance crews didn’t get to because the Superbowl was on?

…you’re enjoying a lovely, fantasy kiss as you’re dreaming, only to wake up seconds later to your dog licking your face in an attempt to wake you up? He needs to go, dammit!

…you finally broke down your wallet and ordered from the Gourmet Delivery people and you wind up with something that either tastes horrid, is cold, or comes from the wrong restaurant?

…you discover that you planted the tulip bulbs upside down?

…you find out (at the emergency room as they’re pumping your stomach) that the fresh mushrooms you picked were poisonous?

…you learn that you are the second spouse wedded to your current significant other AND he/she is still married to the first?!?!

…that black gourmet jelly bean wasn’t licorice — in fact, it’s not even a jellybean???

…you discover that you’ve been driving in the wrong direction because your co-pilot was reading the map upside-down?

NOW… it’s your turn. Finish the sentence.

Tags: elevator, jellybean, mushrooms, superbowl

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