You do know, of course, that birds were the first to Twitter before man did? Oh, and they still do it. And, they’re still annoying as hell.
Twit: To taunt, ridicule, or tease, especially for embarrassing mistakes or faults.
1. The act or an instance of twitting.
2. A reproach, gibe, or taunt.
3. Slang. A foolishly annoying person.[Short for obsolete atwite, from Middle English atwiten, from Old English ætw?tan : æt, at; see at1 + w?tan, to reproach.]
Do you Twitter?
I did, for a short time. I found it to be a nuisance. Who the hell really wanted to know what I was doing every damn minute of the day? I’m a virtual shut-in with an immense imagination; i.e.: No Life.
Behold! An actual Twit Bird! Endangered species, by the way.
Tags: annoying person, imagination, twit

I’m glad *you* think so, Jayne!
Wanna follow my Tweets? :P
Sam – you’re smarter than the average bear, so I know you approach Twitter with more use in mind. :)
I’m not a huge Twitter fan, but I do use it, and every now and then, I find it useful. Twitter’s fine for posting the mundane stuff (and sometimes having conversations because of it), but there’s no rule that says that’s how it has to be used.