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Past Life Quiz


28 Sep

I do believe in reincarnation. However, I don’t believe that I was any particular person famous or not. I believe that we’re all part of the past.

Despite my belief, it has always fascinated me how people delving into past lives are always hoping to have been someone famous. There’s an awful lot of Cleopatras out there, as well as Thomas Mores and so on.

I never thought to pursue (for giggles, mind you) until I read an article about one way of finding out what your past life might have been is to examine what, of the past, interests you, or causes you fear, etc. What of the past causes an extreme emotion?

I have always been obsessed with Henry VIII. From the time I was twelve, I read everything I could about him. I watched any documentaries and movies. I am probably one of the few women of today who doesn’t blame him for his disastrous marriages, and the beheadings.

So, thinking about that one morning, I was listening to a radio programme that had Sylvia Browne on it. She was doing her shtick (and mark this, I do think the woman is a charlatan) when I decided to call.

At the very last minute, I thought I ask something a bit more superficial (like, was I going to keep going out with the chucklehead I was dating?) when I blurted out, “I’m obsessed with Henry VIII! Why?”

She absolutely caused the host to be speechless when she said, “you were beheaded.”

M. PlantagenetNow, my first thought was, uh huh, now she’s gonna tell me I’m Anne Boleyn. However, she went on to tell me that I had been an older person, possibly in my 60s and was sometime in the Tower before being beheaded. She then went on to say that it was a botched job, too, and carried over into this life with a sensitivity surrounding my neck. (I don’t like people touching my neck and have, on several occasions, elbowed people in the gut who did so).

An interesting reading that sent me right to my books. I didn’t have a computer then, but I had lots of books. I was astonished when I found a woman who was beheaded because not only was she seen as a threat to Henry’s throne (despite her age), but she had two sons who were in very influential, pro-catholic positions. She spent quite a great time in the Tower, and one night was taken from her cell to be beheaded. The executioner was not available, so a young jailor was recruited to do the deed with a sword. The jailor wound up chasing the woman, with the sword, hacking at her neck, shoulders, and back.

The woman was Margaret Plantagenet Pole.

This is up for debate, but my mother thinks I look a lot like Margaret. Hmmm.

Sunday Stealing: A Fall Meme


26 Sep

It’s Sunday Stealing again. Think up your own sarcastic comment.

Autumn Reflections! by Dennis ColletteIt’s not really (a) fall in until… you realize you’ve scraped your nose on the pavement.

What did you need to do in the waning days of summer for it to feel complete? Actually, I don’t pay much attention to summer. I gauge its length by heat and annoying kids playing outside. This summer has been an odd one with hot days, some breezes, and chilly nights.

A person I know was wrong for me but about whom I frequently thought after a break-up was… Nobody. I went out with spango heads and am quite glad I’m rid of them.

If you could only attend one major sporting event what would it be? I don’t go to sports. I don’t watch them. The last sport event I went to were my little brothers little league games.

Assuming that you write an anonymous or partially anonymous blog, by what non-physically identifying characteristics might you be identified in a bar? #1) I don’t go into bars. I absolutely HATE them. #2) If you look hard enough, you can find a photo of me on the blog. #3) I’m real squirrelly about meeting people, much less people I meet on the internet. So far, I’ve met in person, two people on the internet. Only one of those two people is worth talking to.

Most blogs cover some sort of niche – personal, political, dating, culinary, etc. What topic, if any, would you like to address on your blog but doesn’t fit into your niche? I. Don’t. Have. A. Niche. Unless I myself am a niche. I already talk about what I want on here, so it’s good.

If you could manipulate the time space continuum and give as many as three pieces of advice to a younger version of yourself, what advice would you give and to what age of you? I’d go visit myself when I was 14. I would then tell myself to buckle down and learn to draw people. The second piece of advice would be, don’t eat sugar or candy. Third piece of advice would be, don’t worry about the problems of today, they’ll mean nothing at all when you’re 47.

Who among your friends do you really wish had a blog because their stories, or perspective on something ought to be shared? My brother, Jim, my mother, and my husband.

If you were to take an e-cation (vacation from the trappings of our electronic world,) and assuming that employment obligations would allow it, how long of a break could you take? What would you miss the most, the least? I would miss my computer. The large screen TV, the cell phone (that I only make phone calls with! — imagine that!), and the DVD player wouldn’t really be needed. If I’m going to take that sort of break, I wouldn’t go back.

On September 11th of this year, I attended a couple of parties and was somewhat conflicted by the fact that this ignoble anniversary shall pass with it being just another day in the eyes of many (and in some ways my own eyes as well.) Thoughts? I don’t celebrate or memorialize 9/11. I wasn’t there, and I didn’t lose anyone in the towers. However, I saw them both fall on TV, and something I’ll never get back was lost that day. I no longer feel as safe and as invulnerable as I once thought America was.

How high are your walls? Who was the last person to scale them? What tools should would-be climbers have on their belt? My walls are not just high, but they are many layered. Sometimes I let a bit of myself out onto the pages of this blog. That’s all anyone is entitled too. Would-be climbers are safer if they just go away. If I were younger, maybe. Now? No.

The sexiest thing a man or a woman your husband can say to you (or has said to you) is: I love you.

Be Honest


24 Sep

I saw this at Solonor’s Facebook page. I’m spending too much time there. Especially since I linked my blog there.

Anyway, see if you can answer these questions honestly. Honestly, I was expecting more nosy questions, but thought these were pretty mild.

Fill in the answers…honestly…

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
1/4 of Methocarbamol – a muscle relaxant for the mysterious pain in my left side.

2.Where was your profile picture taken?
I don’t use photos of myself. I either turn my artwork into an avatar, or I use the faces of characters from movies or books that I’m currently obsessed with. My current, Facebook avatar is from one of my hand abstract drawings that features eyes. My current Gravatar is… *runs to look* Snape.

3.Can you play Guitar Hero?
Can you play Dueling Banjos? Nooooo.

4.Name someone who made you laugh today?
First Jack, then Tracy, then Mom. Did you know (according to Tracy, the Tennesean) that today is Thursdeh?

5.How late did you stay up last night and why?
Until 3am. That was an early night for me. The med I am taking for pain makes me sleepy so I’ve been taking a lot of spontaneous naps.

6.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Nope.

7. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Nope. Hate fireworks. Too loud.

8. Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Let’s see, I think Cindy is the closest in or around Monterey/Carmel.

9. Do you believe ex’s can be friends?
Nope. I have no ex-husbands, but I have a few ex-boyfriends who’d look great with their faces scraped on pavement after I ran a bus over them.

10. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
He and I parted ways some months ago. It seems he was a contributor to an ulcer that had taken up residence in my stomach lining. We’re polite if we see each other, but we don’t talk, and he was never able to write.

11. When was the last time you cried really hard?
I cried over the frustration of my body turning, once more, against me.

12. Who took your profile picture?
If it’s Snape, we’ll blame Colin Creevy (you have to be up on your Harry Potter lore to know who he is). If it’s a piece of artwork, I drew it.

Claudius - no red-eye13. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
I don’t take photos of people. I think it’s kind of intrusive. And, who knows, there might be something to that “soul stealing” thing the natives whisper about.

14. Was yesterday better than today?
Today is fine.

15. Can you live a day without TV?
Yes. I don’t turn the TV on until about 6pm. These days, it’s mostly noise for the dogs, and company for me when Richard is at work.

6. Are you upset about anything?
I’m doped up with anti-anxiety meds. I’m good.

17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Of course.

18. Are you a bad influence?
Not anymore. My last transgression was almost nine years ago when I taught my second cousins (an 8 year old and a 5 year old) to call their father “spango head”.

19. Night out or night in?
Night in. Are you crazy? I’m not stepping out at night, not even to toss something into the recycle bin!

20. What items could you not go without during the day?
My meds. If I’m leaving the house, I gotta have my purse, which has some emergency meds, my wallet, my ID, and my ATM and Credit Card.

21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
My dad in Branson, MO hospital. He never really woke up.

22. What does the last text message in your inbox say?
I don’t “text”.

23. How do you feel about your life right now?
Despite the -isms of my body, it’s good.

24. Do you hate anyone?
It’s a waste of energy.

25. If we were to look in your facebook inbox, what would we find?
A whole lotta of invites for Farm stuff, hearts, drinks, flowers and what-not. I ignore them.

26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
Probably not.

27. Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
I was called a piece of artwork, does that count?

28. What song is stuck in your head?
“Carnival” by Pribek. It’s one of the few I don’t mind having stuck in my head. Something about it just absolutely fascinates me and lately, I can’t end the day without playing it.

29. Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m., who do you want it to be?
I don’t want anyone knocking on my window at 2am! Richard, though, would like it to be Bigfoot.

30.Wanna have grandkids before you’re 50?
That’s gonna be a bit tough since I don’t have kids.

31. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Work some more on my chapter-ed fan fic, so I don’t disappoint my readers.

32. Do you think too much or too little?
Thinking works for me. Whether it’s too little or too much… I dunno.

33. Do you smile a lot?
I do. What’s weird, though, is that a lot of times I’m smiling when no one is around.

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