A badly written piece of faux-inked nonsense masquerading as great literature by Jayne d’Arcy. Blame her brother, Jim, for being the sweet, precocious child he was who mangled his best friend’s name into Ronny Gumfarm. Enjoy!
The Horse Was
Argle.
Hack.
Hairball?
Ronny Gumfarm tweaked his nose, sneezed and coughed for a second time. The horse over [...]

For the last two days I’ve wakened with the very lovely song, Hallelujah, on the tip of my tongue. It’s been a nice little mantra to spend the day with. However, my mind has obviously had enough of that for I woke up with this phrase: “I suck teh blue lemons!”
… WTH [...]

Well, it’s Wednesday and I haven’t done a meme in a few days. Where’s Snape? He ought to do some of these. Maybe I scared him off. Ah well, here we are with the Thanksgiving Edition of What the Hell Wednesday:
1. This Thursday is Thanksgiving. Tell us something you are not [...]

I may be overweight, but that doesn’t mean I don’t like beautiful clothing so I indulge myself. One of my favorite shops is Holy Clothing. Today I was wearing the dress to the left as hubby and I went to the theatre. A small boy, ice cream in hand and dripping down [...]

Not much Sunday left, but hey, I’ve been busy sleeping. mmm’kay? This is the Sunday Stealing Meme which perpetuates thievery amongst bloggers. I support it by playing every now and then.
Part One – Describe:
Your hair? I have some.
Your mother? Now in Monterey.
Your father? Not in Monterey, or anyplace else, [...]

I’m not Catholic. I consider myself a lapsed Episcopalian since I haven’t been to church in nearly two decades.
Because I’m not Catholic, or part of any other denomination from where my lovely icons came from, I’m being told I’m being disrespectful.
Say what?
I love my rosary, which is highly black lacquered wood interspersed with brass [...]