Marcus And the Vet

12 Jul

We had the mobile vet come and check out Marcus. He’s our 12-yr old dog. For the last two months he has been having what looked like joint pain with his back legs. He’s losing sensation in addition to joint pain due to the fatty tumors all over his body. A couple have pushed his hip slightly askew and that has caused a disk to slip. Surgery is far too expensive, but the vet says, with his age, it’s better to get steroid shots every three months and to use an anti-inflammatory. Before we know which one to go with, his liver function has to be tested and that was a great deal of the visit.

Marcus has never liked his feet being messed with so when the vet needed a blood sample for the liver test, that didn’t go over well. Four sticks, one in each leg, finally drew enough blood for the test. He was really upset over it and he still had to sit still for a toenail clipping and a shot to his spine.

He did better with the steroid shot. Did lousy with the toenails being clipped since he’d already reached the end of his patience with the vet. Since Richard had to hold onto him, I think he might not have been terribly happy with him, either.

After the visit, while the vet was preparing the bill, Marcus took this squeaky soccer ball we have and chewed the bejeezus out of it! He’s never made it squeak before since I think he doesn’t like the noise. This time, though, he was making the ball squeak to death.

On Wednesday we should know how his liver is and then we’ll see about getting him an anti-inflammatory.

The 1-Minute Writer: Gender

12 Jul

Oh, this is a good prompt!

Write about a way in which you don’t relate to many other members of your gender.

Girls or women that squeal. It hurt my ears when I was ten, and makes me want to slap them into next week, now. Bonus smacking if they’re squealing over Edward or Jacob. If you don’t know who these two twits are, then I love you.

I can’t deal with women that go the whole “girly route” and I mean the annoying girly route with parties, make-up, shopping, gossip, Botox, bust lifts (letdowns – and yes, they do exist, Virginia!), cutesyism. Bleh.

That may be why I get along better with “alternative human beings” as an ex-wanna-be-girlfriend labeled my then current friends (a lesbian, a gay couple, and a guy that was a woman). They were down to earth, read, were able to converse without bringing make-up and shopping into it (although the “girl”* of the gay couple slipped once in awhile, but he was sweet, so I forgave him for it), and they accepted my so-called eccentricities for just a part of who I am.

I love ‘em, I miss ‘em, but I moved.

Thank goodness for the internet. I may not socialize these days (I don’t even have a friend) but I still get to meet wonderful, down-to-earth, lovely people.

*Let me amend so I don’t offend – it was B who called himself a “girl” and so that is how I used it there.

I Said I Wasn’t Going to Say Anymore

09 Jul

…on fanfiction, but I lied.

I write fanfiction. I was pretty vocal about how stupid and amateurish it was, for awhile. And then, I began reading it. I also began to read about the history of fanfiction and became quite educated upon the scores of works that had been published by notable authors.

An excerpt from a really fascinating article titled I’m Done Explaining Why Fanfiction is Okay:

You think fanfic is a personal affront to the many hours you’ve spent carefully crafting your characters. You think fanfic is “immoral and illegal.” You think fanfic is just plagiarism. You think fanfic is illegal. You think fanfic is cheating. You think fanfic is for people who are too stupid/lazy/unimaginative to write stories of their own. You think there are exceptions for people who write published derivative works as part of a brand or franchise, because they’re clearly only doing it because they have to. You’re personally traumatized by the idea that someone else could look at your characters and decide that you did it wrong and they need to fix it/add original characters to your universe/send your characters to the moon/Japan/their hometown. You think all fanfic is basically porn. You’re revolted by the very idea that fanfic writers think what they do is legitimate.

We get it.

Congratulations! You’ve just summarily dismissed as criminal, immoral, and unimaginative each of the following Pulitzer Prize-winning works:

* Jane Smiley’s novel A Thousand Acres, a modernized AU (Alternate Universe) retelling of King Lear and winner of the 1992 Pulitzer Prize for Literature. King Lear is itself a hybrid of multiple folk and fairy tales

* Rodgers & Hammerstein’s Tony-Award-winning South Pacific, which was based on James Michener’s Tales of the South Pacific and is the only musical to win the Pulitzer Prize that is based on *another* work that also won a Pulitzer.

* Geraldine Brooks’ March, a parallel retelling of Little Women and winner of the 2006 Pulitzer Prize for literature

* Stephen Sondheim’s Sunday In the Park with George, which is half-original fic, half-RPF (real person fiction) based on the artist Georges Seurat, and winner of the 1984 Pulitzer Prize for Drama

* Jonathan Larsen’s Rent, which is an AU fanfic of La Boheme (much like the movie Moulin Rouge, an AU hybrid crossover fanfic of La Boheme and La Traviata) and winner of the 1996 Pulitzer Prize for Drama

* John Corigliano, 2001 Pulitzer-Prize winner for Music, who wrote the opera Ghosts of Versailles, a postmodern fantasy RPF/fanfic crossover AU about Pierre Beaumarchais and the characters from his play La Mère coupable.. Those characters were previously fanficced twice over, in two separate operatic masterpieces: Rossini’s The Barber of Seville and Mozart’s Marriage of Figaro, both based on the other 2 Figaro plays by Beaumarchais.

There are literally hundreds more like that and it doesn’t include the many movies that have been made from books, comic books, games, and Disney Rides. Did you know that even the Harry Potter movies, to a degree, are considered a fanfiction type of work because the movies are an expression, or interpretation, of what the director thought the book was.

We have Michael Gambon as Dumbledore in the later movies, not because he was the best old guy picked to portray the Headmaster after Richard Harris’ death, but because the director felt that in the later books Dumbledore was a much more powerful wizard and wasn’t like the grandfatherly one the Harris portrayed!

The Pirates of the Caribbean – based on a Disney ride that really had no story until someone thought up a story. Of course, it’s great publicity for Disney and their rides and their parks, but the movies are, essentially, fanfiction which have, of course, spawned their own fans writing their own stories.

So, I think you get that.

And I’m a fairly happy little storyteller writing my stories, publishing them on FF.net, and hearing from fans of Harry Potter how they like my stories. I’m not just getting “oooh that’s cool!” (although I have my fair share). There are people that review every chapter, that point out sections they liked, or that caused them to laugh out loud, to hold their breath, or even to cry. I think one of the best letters I received was from a college student, fresh in her first year, away from home, family, and friends, and she was really feeling terrible about being in such an unfriendly place. She was reading the epilogue to my story, Back In Time, in which Snape speaks to his eldest daughter who is afraid about leaving the only home she’s ever known to go to Hogwarts.

The college gal read this, and the advice that Snape gave to his daughter, and wrote to me:

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for writing about Eowyn’s fear of going off to Hogwarts. I’m a Freshman at a huge college in a city several thousand miles from home where I know only my 3 roommates and a girl at another college. Your description of Eowyn sounds just like me: quiet, a bookworm, afraid of seeming ‘uninteresting’ to people, everything. I’ve been called ‘weird’ and ‘too quiet’ by many people.

Snape’s words of comfort to Eowyn really struck something inside me. When I read his dialogue with his daughter, I felt like someone had heard how I felt, how afraid of being friendless, how intimidated I was by the vast amount of new people I had to meet at school, and decided to comfort me; when I read “but we all must bear many things we don’t like in order to attain that which we desire” and “You are different, though, and you may not appreciate that this moment, but you will sooner than you think. All of us are different,” I cried.

Can anyone who writes tell me that if you got a letter like that you wouldn’t feel good about touching someone in such a divine way???

So, it makes me laugh, or shake my head, or kick my desk (not a wise thing to do) when some idiot comes along and tells me that I am “evil” for having turned Snape into a soppy Slytherin who “cares” about children. He’s really just an “evil, greasy git”, who “gets off” on bullying children and killing Dumbledore. “The idiot even got killed by a snake! How dumb was that?”

You’re dumb.

And so it goes.

I Have Been Here Before

I am seeking a question.