Every once in awhile I want to leave you, my visitors, with a bit of sage advice and education. Here’s your bit of knowledge tonight:

• Rasberry Ice Crystal Light will, indeed, ferment in a half-gallon milk bottle in your refrigerator. It will take about two weeks.
• Moving your living room furniture will not help the fact that you need new drapes and that you need a new lamp to replace the broken one.
• No matter how many virgins you sacrifice, spells you cast, candles that you light, and gods that you invoke, your knick-knacks will gather dust within 24 hours. If you can’t see it, it’s there; just wait seven days.
• If you have dogs, cats, lizards, children, goats or visitors, one of them will cross your kitchen floor with muddy feet ten minutes after you mopped it.
• A hysterectomy does NOT mean the end of PMS sympathy chocolate chip cookies made by the husband.

Thank you to Dr. John’s Fortress today for sending so many new people to my site. I hope you all enjoyed yourselves and will come back for more.