I wasn’t planning on doing this meme, but I figured, later, I could have some fun with it.

A
• Are you available? Nope
• What is your age? 47
• What annoys you? Noise

B
• Do you know anyone named Billy? Sort of. It’s kind of second hand. Bill Dees knows my brother Jack. I don’t think anyone calls him Billy, though.
• When is your birthday? April 29, 1962
• Who is your best friend? Cindy

C
• What’s your favorite candy? Toffifay
• Crush? Capt. Hook, Capt. Barbossa, Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy. I don’t crush on real people.
• When was the last time you cried? Two nights ago when my nerves apparantly were spasaming and triggered a panic attack. Fun time.

D
• Do you daydream? I daydream about my stories.
• What’s your favorite kind of dog? A MacNab Border Collie and an Australian Shephard-Black Labrador mix.
• What day of the week is it? Wednesday

E
• How do you like your eggs? Scrambled.
• Have you ever been in the emergency room? Two nights ago. Let’s not relive that.
• Ever pet an elephant? Nope. But I hugged a burro and contracted scabies. Another fun time.

F
• Do you use fly swatters? I ought to. We don’t have flies, but we have these tiny moths that are annoying and don’t die fast enough.
• Have you ever used a foghorn? Actually, I have. Pacific Grove, CA has a modern day foghorn that used to have a button visitors could hit. The foghorn was going off too many times a day, though, so they removed it.
• Is there a fan in your room? Yes. Captains Hook and Barbossa. Oh… you were thinking of the other kind of fan. Nope.

G
• Do you chew gum? Nope. I can’t resist swallowing it and I’m worried that if I swallow it, it will stick the walls of my guts together.
• Do you like gummy candies? Gummy Cinna-Bears. But those are a once in a great while thing. If you like the texture of gummy candy, the Carousel on Fisherman’s Wharf in Monterey, CA sells Gummy Rats. They are the height of gross. Well, except for the Candy Snot that comes in a nose… ewww! I’m making myself sick.
• Do you like gory movies? Not at all. I prefer the old Hammer type horror films.

H
• How are you? Tired and doped up on painkillers.
• What’s your height? Five foot, four inches.
• What color is your hair? Dark blonde, somewhat close to light brown.

I
• What’s your favorite ice cream? Chocolate chip.
• Have you ever ice skated? I tried, but I’ve got weak ankles.
• Ever been in an igloo? Ya know, I have! It was an igloo that my 5th year class built out of real snow after we learned about the Inuit Eskimos.

J
• What’s your favorite Jelly Bean? Root beer.
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke? My dad used to tell some pretty good ones, and so do my brothers. I can’t recall any of them.
• Do you wear jewelry? Necklaces, bracelets, and rings.

K
• Who do you want to kill? I used to want to kill myself, but I take drugs now, and I feel MUCH better.
• Have you ever flown a kite? Heck yah! Does anyone do that anymore?
• Do you think kangaroos are cute? Until they kick you in the belly.

L
• Are you laidback? Some would call it… lazy.
• Lions or Tigers? Ligers. Hah! Gotcha there, didn’t I?
• Do you like black licorice? Absolutely. Did you know if you eat too much licorice, eventually your lips and tongue will go numb?

M
• Favorite movie as a kid? Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Wizard of Oz.
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw? Nope.
• Favorite store at the mall? The store that has all the shiny, glittery crap.

N
• Do you have a nickname? etherian.
• Whats your favorite number? 13
• Do you prefer night or day? Night.

O
• What’s your one wish? Good health.
• Are you an only child? Nope. One half-brother who doesn’t talk to us, and two full brothers younger than me.
• Do you like the color orange? It’s better than yellow.

P
• What are you most paranoid about? Having a panic attack in public.
• Piercings? I once had my ears pierced, but they didn’t heal. Majorly painful.
• Do you know anyone named Penelope? Nope, I don’t think so.

Q
• Are you quick to judge people? I’m wary of people.
• Do you like Quaker Oats? I like the variety pack of Instant Oats.
• Know anyone that makes quilts? I used to know several women in Hermann, MO that used to make quilts.
• Do you think you’re always right? Hardly. Will I admit it? Nope.
• Do you watch reality TV? Guilty pleasure.
• Reason to cry? Great pain.

S
• Do you prefer sun or rain? Rain.
• Do you like snow? Snow’s great!
• What’s your favorite season? Winter.

T
• time is it? 10:16pm
• What time did you wake up? 5:40am, then 8:15am, and stayed awake at close to 11am.

U
• Can you ride a unicycle? Nope.
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow? I don’t think so.
• Uncles do you have? Uncle Fred, my mother’s brother. He died a few years ago, though.

V
• What’s the worst vegetable? Spinach.
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales? Uhm, what’s that?
• Ever considered being vegan? Never.

W
• What’s your worst habit? Not exercising.
• Do you like water rides? I used to love the Log Run at Six Flags Over Missouri.
• Ever been inside a windmill? I have, but it was so long ago, I don’t know where we were.

X
• Have you ever had an x-ray? Yes *huffs*. Had an x-ray and an MRI scan and an EKG. My lungs, kidneys, and heart are all in good shape. I’m not looking forward to the bill.
• Ever used a Xerox machine? Is there anyone that hasn’t?

Y
• Do you like the color yellow? See above. No, I do not.
• What year were you born in? 1962 – On April 26th, three days before my birth, NASA’s Ranger 4 spacecraft crashed into the Moon.
• Do you yell when you’re angry? I scream. You don’t want to ever see me angry.

Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac? The killer or the astrology?
• What’s your zodiac sign? Taurus.
• When was the last time you went to the zoo? When I was very, very young.