Posts Tagged ‘cat’

Hallelujah


27 Nov

I often wake with songs in my mind or actually singing aloud. Claudius, my cat, ignores me now. However, today I woke with this song:

I also woke with very little pain in my joints, and I haven’t had a side twitch of pain for nearly 48 hours.

Hallelujah.

Claudius: A Most Superior Cat

Love Is A Four-Legged Word


10 Sep

If you love cats, dogs, and animals in general, you need to spend some time at Love is A Four-Legged Word. It’s a treasure. I think I Stumbled across the site, but am not sure. I know I stayed for a bit when I read this article, A Pet’s Ten Commandments.

1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful.
2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.
3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being.

Click the link above to read the rest of the commandments. Be sure to subscribe to the feed. It’s worth it.

Stinkypaws runs the site and is looking for photos and stories about folks furry kids. I submitted a few short words about my beloved Mimi. I’ll post that link when it’s up. For now, though, you can read the little photograph essay I did called Mimi’s Story.

Monday Crazy Questions


03 Aug

This meme (from Monday Crazy Questions) looks like it has great potential for allowing me a strange venue to make weirder. (Off topic, warning) My mother called me weird last night.

1.The aliens have landed…they have invited you in for dinner….what do you think they are up to? Well, they have this really big book and the title was “To Serve Man”.

No nonsense cannibalism: Soylent Green is people!!

2. Remember that 20 dollar bill you found on the ground a few memes ago?? Ok you picked it up and someone comes to and says..hey that’s mine…what do you say? This did truly happen once, only it was a Ben Franklin. The lottery was up to some million, billion insane amount and the little gas station store that was catty-cornered to our apartment was loaded with people trying to buy tickets. Had I asked if anyone lost the bill, I would probably have been stampeded. So, Cindy (aka – best friend) was with me and we went and spent it on fun crap.

3. you got offered a part in a movie… they will pay an enormous amount of money….but you have to play the town she slut/he slut.. do you play the part or do you refuse to compromise your values? Hey, if they pay a bit extra on top of that big money, I’ll even flash my… *cough* … I have no shame, sometimes.

4. Do you have a name for your private parts? Good god NO! And men, when you name your bits, someone needs to slap you ‘cuz that’s just creepy dumb.

5. You are driving north on Hell avenue and can only turn west on to hell Terrace. There is a car coming toward you on Hell avenue also, which also can only turn west onto Hell terrace. what does this prove?? I’m going to hell and it won’t be pretty? Beats me what it proves. This sounds like that train question in Algebra where the teacher expected you to calculate the distance between two trains heading to collide with one another. I didn’t give rat’s tail how far apart the train was. I was trying to figure out how to avoid said unavoidable collision.

6. where is the strangest place you ever did the deed? You know, I have brothers and a mother who read this blog. You think I’m going to answer this question?

7. Have you ever been caught doing the nasty…who caught you and where were you? HAH! I was never caught!

8. What can put you in the rottenest mood ever? I’m taking drugs now, so those halcyon days of fluctuating mood swings has died down. However, there’s still a sharp temper inside that has impulse control issues. Did I ever tell you all what happened to mom’s sewing shears and how they got broken?

Whee! Off topic video – Hellboy Bloopers!

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