…or Mission Impossible. Anyway, it’s another meme by The Queen. Care to join me? Go for it. Oh, there’s a dungeon somewhere around here that I’m hoping to fall into. I bet Snape’s there!

The Mission Impossible Meme
Lift off!

You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can’t live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it?

I wouldn’t have to worry about retrieving something I left behind, because I’d be the one left behind. I hate flying in airplanes. You think I’m going to be brave enough to get aboard a space shuttle? Hah! Not even Space Mountain at Disneyland would be able to remove my feet from the Earth.

Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the “challenging bad butt kids” class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can’t say ass on my blog ’cause it’s so unQueenly and I might get fined or something). They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you. What is the first thing you would write on the board?

I used to be a teacher’s assistant at Pacific Grove Middle School in Pacific Grove, CA. I worked for the teacher that had all the behavioral problem kids in it. 7th to 8th graders. The teacher got so frazzled by the kids that usually by the time the class was over, half of them had detention. However, they always behaved for me. They didn’t even curse in front of me because the few times a couple of them tried to shock me, I ignored. The teacher, however, would give the offender a twenty minute lecture. Know why they didn’t mind those lectures? It took away class time.

So, what was my secret? I rode the same bus to work that half my students (and the worst of the bunch) also rode. For some reason they began behaving there and then brought their good behavior to class.

Pretty cool, eh?

I still hate kids, though.

Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile? How would you handle it?

My family is better than that. Plus, I don’t bother with most of them. Just my brothers and they’re gentlemen. As for a friend spouting off? Had this happen, twice. Gave me a nice nervous breakdown to go along with the first one I had. I never confronted the idiot. Waste of time.

If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on?

Bus ride home

President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve?

Nothing. I don’t do the cooking in the house, hubby does. He’d probably serve them one of his robust soups.

You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do?

Laugh. Are you kidding? My lover is my husband and he quite enjoys his sweats and t’s, thank you very much.

Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can’t enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences.

#2 – I don’t have perfect health. I have weird health that’s a freakin’ headache to deal with. I’d give anything for perfect health.