Posts Tagged ‘horror’

Scary Movies


18 Oct

Richard and I went to see Paranormal Activity downtown yesterday. My love of scary movies has been changing of late mostly, I think, because the scare-directors of today seem more interested in grossing the audience out than making their imaginations really work.

How many of you can recall watching an old scary movie either with a parent nearby to protect you (in case the monster jumped from the tv and into your living room) or hid behind a couch, a pillow, or some such thing so you wouldn’t have to see the scary things (although you peeked)?

Can you say that the majority of today’s so called scary movies get the same reaction from you?

I hide when I see some of the new scary movies (Saw, Halloween sequels) because the scares don’t cause that delicious thumping adrenaline, but more often than not I am appalled or sickened.

Paranormal Activity is a truly, scary movie. It is a “back to the roots”, edge of your seat, hide your face in your boyfriend’s shoulder scary ride. The proof is in the box office. This is a movie that cost $11,000 to make over a seven day period.

From Cinematical:

Just take a look at that weekend box office. Sure, the critically panned Couples Retreat came in at #1, earning over $32 million on 3000 screens. But scan down the list and look at #4, which was Paranormal Activity. It earned $7.9 million on 160 screens. That’s not a typo. One hundred and sixty screens. If we take the average, Paranormal Activity earned $49,375 per screen, and Couples Retreat took in a paltry $10,666 per screen. That’s five times as many butts in the seats for the horror film than for the unfunny comedy (which means that there must have been a lot of empty seats at the latter). There’s a simple reason for this: Paranormal Activity is a genuinely scary movie.

demon-angelAdmittedly, I didn’t scream or jump at most of the “scary bits”. I did, however, keep Richard close, and watched a good portion with one eye open (lessens the scare impact… yeah). What was really fun was the nearly full theatre of teens and young adults. Their reactions, once they put away the cell phones, are what directors hope for. There was nervous laughter (the kind of laugh when you’re with your friends and you have to laugh or you’ll be a wuss). There were some genuine screams, too, followed by relieved laughter and exclamations of “wow, that was cool!”.

Now, why didn’t I care for it? When Richard and I leave a movie, the first question is “what did you think of it?” I can’t say I cared for the movie myself because it played upon old fears and nightmares I thought long ago gone. To be reminded of those fears is uncomfortable.

That doesn’t mean I didn’t appreciate the movie, because I did. It’s also why I feel good about recommending it.

If you leave the theatre griping about “not enough blood”, and “where were the decapitations”, then you’re an idiot.

Sunday Stealing (Late): A to Z


27 May

I wasn’t planning on doing this meme, but I figured, later, I could have some fun with it.

A
• Are you available? Nope
• What is your age? 47
• What annoys you? Noise

B
• Do you know anyone named Billy? Sort of. It’s kind of second hand. Bill Dees knows my brother Jack. I don’t think anyone calls him Billy, though.
• When is your birthday? April 29, 1962
• Who is your best friend? Cindy

C
• What’s your favorite candy? Toffifay
• Crush? Capt. Hook, Capt. Barbossa, Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy. I don’t crush on real people.
• When was the last time you cried? Two nights ago when my nerves apparantly were spasaming and triggered a panic attack. Fun time.

D
• Do you daydream? I daydream about my stories.
• What’s your favorite kind of dog? A MacNab Border Collie and an Australian Shephard-Black Labrador mix.
• What day of the week is it? Wednesday
Marcus and Panda
E
• How do you like your eggs? Scrambled.
• Have you ever been in the emergency room? Two nights ago. Let’s not relive that.
• Ever pet an elephant? Nope. But I hugged a burro and contracted scabies. Another fun time.

F
• Do you use fly swatters? I ought to. We don’t have flies, but we have these tiny moths that are annoying and don’t die fast enough.
• Have you ever used a foghorn? Actually, I have. Pacific Grove, CA has a modern day foghorn that used to have a button visitors could hit. The foghorn was going off too many times a day, though, so they removed it.
• Is there a fan in your room? Yes. Captains Hook and Barbossa. Oh… you were thinking of the other kind of fan. Nope.

G
• Do you chew gum? Nope. I can’t resist swallowing it and I’m worried that if I swallow it, it will stick the walls of my guts together.
• Do you like gummy candies? Gummy Cinna-Bears. But those are a once in a great while thing. If you like the texture of gummy candy, the Carousel on Fisherman’s Wharf in Monterey, CA sells Gummy Rats. They are the height of gross. Well, except for the Candy Snot that comes in a nose… ewww! I’m making myself sick.
• Do you like gory movies? Not at all. I prefer the old Hammer type horror films.

H
• How are you? Tired and doped up on painkillers.
• What’s your height? Five foot, four inches.
• What color is your hair? Dark blonde, somewhat close to light brown.

I
• What’s your favorite ice cream? Chocolate chip.
• Have you ever ice skated? I tried, but I’ve got weak ankles.
• Ever been in an igloo? Ya know, I have! It was an igloo that my 5th year class built out of real snow after we learned about the Inuit Eskimos.

J
• What’s your favorite Jelly Bean? Root beer.
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke? My dad used to tell some pretty good ones, and so do my brothers. I can’t recall any of them.
• Do you wear jewelry? Necklaces, bracelets, and rings.

K
• Who do you want to kill? I used to want to kill myself, but I take drugs now, and I feel MUCH better.
• Have you ever flown a kite? Heck yah! Does anyone do that anymore?
• Do you think kangaroos are cute? Until they kick you in the belly.

L
• Are you laidback? Some would call it… lazy.
• Lions or Tigers? Ligers. Hah! Gotcha there, didn’t I?
• Do you like black licorice? Absolutely. Did you know if you eat too much licorice, eventually your lips and tongue will go numb?

A Real Liger

M
• Favorite movie as a kid? Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Wizard of Oz.
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw? Nope.
• Favorite store at the mall? The store that has all the shiny, glittery crap.

N
• Do you have a nickname? etherian.
• Whats your favorite number? 13
• Do you prefer night or day? Night.

O
• What’s your one wish? Good health.
• Are you an only child? Nope. One half-brother who doesn’t talk to us, and two full brothers younger than me.
• Do you like the color orange? It’s better than yellow.

P
• What are you most paranoid about? Having a panic attack in public.
• Piercings? I once had my ears pierced, but they didn’t heal. Majorly painful.
• Do you know anyone named Penelope? Nope, I don’t think so.

Q
• Are you quick to judge people? I’m wary of people.
• Do you like Quaker Oats? I like the variety pack of Instant Oats.
• Know anyone that makes quilts? I used to know several women in Hermann, MO that used to make quilts.
• Do you think you’re always right? Hardly. Will I admit it? Nope.
• Do you watch reality TV? Guilty pleasure.
• Reason to cry? Great pain.

S
• Do you prefer sun or rain? Rain.
• Do you like snow? Snow’s great!
• What’s your favorite season? Winter.

T
• time is it? 10:16pm
• What time did you wake up? 5:40am, then 8:15am, and stayed awake at close to 11am.

U
• Can you ride a unicycle? Nope.
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow? I don’t think so.
• Uncles do you have? Uncle Fred, my mother’s brother. He died a few years ago, though.

V
• What’s the worst vegetable? Spinach.
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales? Uhm, what’s that?
• Ever considered being vegan? Never.

W
• What’s your worst habit? Not exercising.
• Do you like water rides? I used to love the Log Run at Six Flags Over Missouri.
• Ever been inside a windmill? I have, but it was so long ago, I don’t know where we were.

X
• Have you ever had an x-ray? Yes *huffs*. Had an x-ray and an MRI scan and an EKG. My lungs, kidneys, and heart are all in good shape. I’m not looking forward to the bill.
• Ever used a Xerox machine? Is there anyone that hasn’t?

Y
• Do you like the color yellow? See above. No, I do not.
• What year were you born in? 1962 – On April 26th, three days before my birth, NASA’s Ranger 4 spacecraft crashed into the Moon.
• Do you yell when you’re angry? I scream. You don’t want to ever see me angry.

Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac? The killer or the astrology?
• What’s your zodiac sign? Taurus.
• When was the last time you went to the zoo? When I was very, very young.

I’m Melting! Oh What a World!


03 Mar

Maybe not melting… at least not yet. The weather demon is still predicting snow.

Anyway, I just noticed something is not quite right with the horror writing, sarcastic, gothic-wannabe chick– me.

There are currently, no less than three romance novels on my bookshelf that have been read. They’re your dark, brooding sorts, and one’s a vampire, but the fact is, they are ROMANCE NOVELS!!!

wtf?

When I was a teenager I read one gothic romance. It was quite good, but I never could find any others like it, so I forgot about it. My next foray into romance novels was a Barbara Cartland novel. Thankfully, I still can’t go near those without wanting to gag. Honestly, the women that read those like they’re candy comfits have a serious problem.

Now I’m wondering what my problem is. I just ordered four romance novels from Amazon. Someone shoot me now.

Although, they are not the “bodice ripper” type, thank god! I’ll go jump off the bridge into the Spokane River if ever I grab a book that has one of those ripped shirt guys on it. Blech. Sorry Fabio fans, I think he’s a twit.

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He’s just dark and brooding all over. He needs to be on the cover of one of my books.

appaloosa-irons

He’s versatile.

rickman

Count yourself lucky I chose this fellow instead of Snape.

sweeney_todd

Mmmm okay… this one’s a bit too far over the dark and brooding line. He’s psycho.

So yeah, I’m reading romance novels. I still throw in a Stephen King or a Dean Koontz now and then, and I’m still going back to my adventure, Indiana Jones-type novels, but I keep buying romance novels and for heavens sake, I enjoy ‘em.

SIGH

Oh yeah, what else is wrong with me?

I’m writing fan fiction with kids in it. I don’t write kid stories… well, unless they’re evil little scuts that meet death on a mini-bike.

My latest story is a totally cute little thing, with a little kid (do you know how difficult it is to write a convincing little kid when you have none of the little blighters yourself?) and Snape is…. okay, I won’t call him cute, because he just isn’t, but still, he tucks Harry in and tells him he loves him. ACK!

I also can’t watch horror movies anymore. A Hammer film is all right, but Saw 2000, no. I don’t want to see ghouls, or zombies, or things jumping out on a big screen, I don’t want to see flesh torn up and buckets of blood poured everywhere… ICK.

I like those intellectual type films. Or the cool escapist type like Taken.

ANOTHER SIGH

Let’s jump, shall we?

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