I’m guessing this meme has something to do with the Superbowl? I dunno. I don’t pay attention to that sort of thing. Anyway, this is from Sunday Stealing, so feel free to play along, if you’re a masochist. If you’re a sadist, tag someone.

1) What was your dream growing up?

Finding happiness. I think I have.

2) What talent do you wish you had?

I wish I could draw people.

3) If I bought you a drink what would it be?

Cafe d’Vita White Chocolate coffee drink

4) What was the last book you read?

The History of Pirates by Angus Konstam

5) Worst Habit?

Laziness

6) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?

I don’t drive. I could give you a dollar for a 2 hour bus pass.

7) What is your favorite sport?

I don’t care for sports.

8) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

Sing La Traviata. Nah. I’m not that entertaining. I’m very good at not looking at other people in elevators.

9) Worst thing to ever happen to you?

I nearly jumped from the old Missouri River bridge in Hermann, MO. I didn’t succeed because it happened that my dad left work early that day, drove onto the bridge to get into Hermann, and saw me.

10) Tell me one weird fact about you.

Oh for heaven’s sake! This question gets old. I’m weird in general, all right? *heavy sarcasm here – but I am weird*

11) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?

I’d call the police. I don’t tell people where I live (although I’m sure if you looked hard enough you could find out where my house is). But, seriously, showing up unexpectedly, that’s just creepy, dude.

12) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

I’d like a real chin which would give me a real neck.

13) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

Look, I don’t know you to be either partner or conscience. We can chat a bit, and if I don’t go all wingy, then we’ll see where we are. But for now, you’re on your own.

14) Ever been arrested?

Nope, but I was warned to get out of a cemetery at midnight. Hey! That qualifies as weird, doesn’t it?

15) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?

Bank it.

16) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

All I have is spare time, so I’m doing it. Writing, drawing, thinking, reading.

17) Biggest pet peeve?

Noise. In particular, teenage group noise.

18) In one word, how would you describe yourself?

Right now? Let’s go with SNARKY.

19) Do you believe in/appreciate romance?

I believe in romance and appreciate it. Romance is fleeting, though.

20) Who wins today: Arizona or Pittsburgh?

I don’t care.

Have you met Dr. John? If you haven’t go take a gander. He constructs some very interesting memes. This is his latest which I found at Do You Have Issues:

What is the dumbest thing you have ever done with your cellphone?

I don’t use my cellphone that much, since it’s for emergencies only, so (knock on virtual wood) I have yet to do anything dumb to it.

Favorite sit down restaurant?

Currently Olive Garden. I love their Fried Ravioli and Chicken Alfredo Pizza. Their bread is good and their salad is top notch.

Bubble gum flavor of choice?

None. I don’t really care for bubble gum anymore.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

I’d like to be a Potions Professor, an undead Pirate Captain, a Time Lord villian, Captain Hook, and silly.

The most excitement you had this week?

Hollering at Qwest for sending a return label for equipment to my five years old address in Redding, CA. The dunderheads!

What do you usually order at Taco Bell?

Two chicken chalupas, water, and sometimes a churro unless they have frozen taco dessert ice cream.

Have you ever sat all the way through Gone With the Wind?

Nope and I don’t plan to. Although, I have seen enough of it to know what the story is.

When was the last time you were up all night?

Two nights ago. I was reading online while doing some writing and couldn’t stop.

Where is your favorite place?

Dreams. I’m healthy there, I don’t hurt, and I can forget a lot of things I don’t want to think about.

Do you ever think about the price of gasoline?

I don’t drive, so I don’t think about it too much. My only worry is that my brothers, who both drive and have to drive a fair distance just to run simple errands, often can’t afford the price of a tank of gas.

Do you sleep with a fan on?

I don’t do well with heat, so we’ve always had A/C. The heat makes me ill, so cold is always better.

What is the best thing about winter?

I feel alive! I love the snow, but don’t need to be in it. I’m ecstatic that this year has been the coldest Summer on record for Spokane, WA. I haven’t felt perfect, but all the cold days and nights have been bliss.

How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?

Every once in awhile.

How many states have you been to?

California, Arizona, Texas, New Mexico, Oregon, Washington, Iowa, Missouri, Georgia

Are you currently planning a trip?

My trips are never farther than downtown. The last time I was on an airplane was for my brother-in-law’s wedding a year ago. I have no plans to get on a plane again anytime soon.

Who was the last person you read something out loud to?

My mother. I read her some of my brother’s blog posts and some of the reviews on my long, long story I’ve been writing.

Are you holding back anything?

Not that I’m aware of.

Who’s your number one on your top friends?

All of them.

What makes you feel like you are young again?

Drugs

Do you ever type “kik” or “;p’;” instead of “lol”?

Sometimes, but I try my best to type out full and coherent sentences. I don’t do text message speak.

Do you know how to play chess?

Yes, but I irritate almost everyone I play with. The best game of chess I ever had was with a young friend who was certain he could beat me AND not get irritated with me. He beat me – two hours later, but he was irritated with me.

What’s on your mind right now?

Wondering how much longer this meme is and whether or not I’m going to sleep tonight.

Do you want to take something back that happened in the last week?

Nope

Plans for tonight?

It’s 3:24am. Any plans I have don’t really matter.

Last place you were at?

Theatre.

Last person you talked to on the phone?

Husband. Called him at work with the grocery list.