Posts Tagged ‘Richard’

Sunday Stealing: One Long Meme (Part One)


12 Sep

Here is today’s Sunday Stealing:

1. The phone rings. Who will it to be?

My mother, or Jack and Jim, or Richard’s brother.

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?

Yep. We’re good citizens.

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?

Listener, unless it’s boring and then I leave politely (meaning, I leave the discussion, but not the social setting, as that’s generally rude).

4. Do you take compliments well?

Yes. Do you have a few for me?

5. Do you play Sudoku?

Do you like being kicked in the shins?

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?

I’ve watched, peripherally, enough Bear Grylls, that it’s possible I might. Otherwise, I’m probably going to be the dead body everyone eats.

7. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?

I did! I learned what a parasite was (my skin got infected when I jumped – at the behest of the counselors – into a pool so green with algae, it was gross), bit a horse (because it was on my foot and wouldn’t freakin’ move), discovered that Wonderbread can sustain one through a week’s worth of yucky camp food, and came home with pneumonia.

And some people wonder why I don’t like to camp.

8. What was your favorite game as a kid?

Pretend – a kid’s imagination is a helluva thing to waste.

9. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew she/he was married, would you?

He’d find a fist up his nose.

10. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?

My husband is an agnostic and I believe in god. We were married by an Episcopalian minister, whose wife was an atheist. 15 years and we’re going strong.

11. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?

I do.

12. Use three words to describe yourself?

Sarcastic, 47 year-old, woman.

13. Do any songs make you cry?

Wedding Day at Troldhaugen

This is one of the pieces of music my mother used to play on piano and I cry because it brings back wonderful memories.

14. Are you continuing your education?

Not unless I wind up teaching myself something.

15. Do you know how to shoot a gun?

Yes. I’ve shot a sawed off shotgun, that nearly knocked me off my feet, a .44 Magnum, and a crossbow.

16. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?

Yep.

17. How often do you read books?

Everyday. I read anywhere from one to three at a time. That does not account for the reading I do on the computer everyday.

18. Do you think more about the past, present or future?

I try to remember the good things about the past, I live day to day, and hope the best for the future.

Shere Khan the Tiger and Kaa the Python

Shere Khan the Tiger and Kaa the Python

19. What is your favorite children’s book?

The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling.

20.What color are your eyes?

Hazel Blue, although sometimes they stray to a rather eerie looking pale blue at times.

21. How tall are you?

I’m tall enough to ride the rollercoaster at Disneyland.

22. Where is your dream house located?

How about that? I’m living in it! I don’t dream about dream houses anymore. It’s a waste of time. Besides, what could be better than a house you don’t share ownership with a bank.

23. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
I’d be sure to let the dogs and cat out, and from there, I’d get myself out. This is really not a scenario I like to think about. ‘Kay?

24. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?

Last week. Richard had the all you can eat soup and salad and I had the chicken alfredo pizza.

25. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?

Down the street two blocks while walking the dogs.

26. Do you like mustard?

Sometimes. I go through spates during which there are times when I don’t care for mustard. And, I like calling it “mucktard”. Don’t ask where that came from because sometimes I just don’t know what’s going on with my own mind.

Ow! Ow! Ow!


05 Sep

Slowly, I am trying to get back into shape. I walk away from the computer more and I do a few stretching exercises in addition to walking the dogs with Richard. My legs, unfortunately, are having a tough time of it. Especially my right leg. Up near my hip, it feels like I might have pulled a muscle, but if that were so, the painkiller I’m taking (Flexiril) would take care of it. There is also the matter of my right ankle that gets stiff (and feels like a sprain). Weirdness, though, the ankle only gets like that when I sit on a hard chair. My latest desk chair is crap, so of course most of the time I’m at the computer, I’m hurting.

Invasive SurgeryGetting up is fun, though. My hip protests, loudly. Not too annoying when at home. I just walk a bit and it eases quickly (along with the ankle). Where it throws me, and this is not without a pretty nasty risk, is when I am getting up to get off the bus. Hip screams, and my right leg weakens. Try walking to the front of a bus (as it’s moving) and then try getting off.

Not good.

What I was worried about happened today. We were headed to K-Mart and just when we were about to de-bark, I stood up, hip screamed bloody murder, I took a step, and boom! hit the floor of the bus.

A weakness like that is just mortifying when it happens in public. It’s when stuff like that happens, that I then want to curl up in the house and not leave. We were planning on taking in a movie tomorrow, but my brain is already trying to find alternatives that will keep me home. i.e.: stay home and find a whole freakin’ bunch of WordPress themes!

Yeah, man. Important stuff like that.

I just get so tired of what my body keeps throwing at me. Bone weary, tired.

Sunday Stealing: Procrastinating


01 Mar

Sunday Stealing – the meme that’s low in calories and high in fiber.

1. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?

Olive Garden

2. What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it?

Ick – that doesn’t sound appetizing for anything.

3. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?

Six teeth, one uterus, two ovaries.

4. What is the last heavy item you lifted?

The laundry basket and the corner of the king size bed in order to put on the clean sheets.

5. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?

Came close a few times as a kid. I fainted a few times, does that count?

6. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?

Let’s not go there. The meds are working today and I don’t feel like jumping off a bridge. ‘kay?

7. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?

Been there, done that, no t-shirt available. I was born Jane d’Arcy Pribek. Sick of people (including some stupid teachers referring me to “plain Jane” I was facetious and stuck a ‘y’ in there. So, Jayne d’Arcy Pribek. I didn’t know I would wind up trading “plain Jane” for Jayne “the beheaded bombshell” Mansfield.

8. What’s your goal for the year?

To enjoy it and to pretend I’m not going to be forty-forking-seven this year.

9. Last person you hugged?

Richard

10. First place you went this morning?

Kitchen

11. Do you always answer your phone?

No

12. It’s four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?

Advertising. I don’t accept text messages.

13. If you could change your eye color what would it be?

Black

14. What’s on your wish list for your birthday?

Wireless Router, case of Cafe d’Vita, rocking chair, and books.

15. Does the future make you more nervous or excited?

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16. Do you have any saved texts?

If you’re talking about that wasteful cellphone activity, no. By the way, did you hear about the woman who averaged 3,200 text messages a day?

17. Ever been in a car wreck?

No… well, does driving off the road when your youngest brother is teaching you how to drive count?

18. Do you have an accent?

What? Everyone has an accent! Mine’s a mixture of southern influences, back-sliding Missouri, tempered by the King’s English.

19. What was the last song to make you cry?

Wedding Day At Troldhaugen by Edvard Grieg – listened to it last night. It’s a beautiful piece that always reminds me of my mother playing the piano.

20. What did you do last night?

Hah! I’ve got a good answer for this question, this time! I burned my very first DVD on my new computer. 1,881 photographs from Flickr onto that thing.

21. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?

Me and Rock Bottom exchange postcards from the Edge.

22. Current hate right now?

Eight teenagers next door who think they’re the next Rolling Stones.

23. Met someone who changed your life?

Richard

24. How did you bring in the New Year?

Sleeping. Please refer to #15.

25. What song represents you?

I Have Been Here Before

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